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What started as a pipedream from satirical metal news site The Hard Times, has become a reality as the Lords and Masters of GWAR stopped by for a performance at NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert Series. The performance was recorded at NPR’s headquarters in Washington, D.C. and is available to watch now HERE.

Vocalist Blothar the Beserker speaks on the NPGWAR takeover, “We learned a lot from those goody-goodys at NPR. For instance, how to say…’Your support right now is vital to GWAR’s ability to bring you quality cultural and educational programming that leaves you soaked in bodily fluids and shame.’ NPR can give you coffee cups and satin totes, but we can give your souls eternal torment, so give to GWAR today.”

In addition to their live set, GWAR also crashed the party at NPR’s “All Things Considered,” interrupting anchor Scott Detrow as he attempted to record his show. Listen to the interaction HERE.

And don't forget, GWAR are on tour all summer! Get your tickets below.

The Psychotherapy Sessions Dates:
Jul 20 - West Palm Beach, FL - iTHINK Financial Amphitheater - TICKETS
Jul 21 - Tampa, FL - MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheater - TICKETS
Jul 23 - Charlotte, NC - PNC Music Pavilion - TICKETS
Jul 25 - Bristow, VA - Jiffy Lube Live - TICKETS
Jul 26 - Scranton, PA - The Pavilion at Montage Mountain - TICKETS
Jul 28 - Wantagh, NY - Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater - TICKETS
Jul 29 - Camden, NJ - Freedom Mortgage Pavillion - TICKETS
Jul 30 - Mansfield, MA - Xfinity Center - TICKETS
Aug 1 - Syracuse, NY - St. Joseph's Health Amphitheater at Lakeview - TICKETS
Aug 2 - Burgettstown, PA - The Pavilion at Star Lake - TICKETS
Aug 4 - Cuyahoga Falls, OH - Blossom Music Center - TICKETS
Aug 5 - Tinley Park, IL - Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 6 - Clarkston, MI - Pine Knob Music Theatre - TICKETS
Aug 8 - Noblesville, IN - Ruoff Home Mortgage Music Center - TICKETS
Aug 9 - Peoria, IL - Peoria Civic Center - TICKETS
Aug 10 - Bonner Springs, KS - Azura Amphitheater - TICKETS
Aug 12 - Dallas, TX - Dos Equis Pavilion - TICKETS
Aug 13 - The Woodlands, TX - The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - TICKETS
Aug 15 - Albuquerque, NM - Isleta Amphitheater - TICKETS
Aug 16 - Phoenix, AZ - Talking Stick Resort Amp - TICKETS
Aug 17 - Irvine, CA - FivePoint Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 19 - Concord, CA - Concord Pavillion - TICKETS
Aug 20 - Reno, NV - Grand Theater at the Grand Sierra Resort - TICKETS

Headline With Nonpoint:
Aug 21: Boise, ID - Knitting Factory - TICKETS

Aug 22 - Auburn, WA - White River Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 23 - Ridgefield, WA - RV Inn Style Resorts Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 25 - Salt Lake City, UT - USANA Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 26 - Englewood, CO - Fiddler's Green Amphitheatre - TICKETS

Headline With Crobot:
Aug 27: Lincoln, NE - The Bourbon Theatre - TICKETS

Headline With Crobot and 200 Stab Wounds
Aug 28: Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue - TICKETS
Aug 29: Des Moines, IA - Wooly's - TICKETS
Aug 30: St. Louis, MO - The Pageant - TICKETS
Sep 1: San Antonio, TX - Vibes Event Center - TICKETS

Oct 31-Nov 4 - Lamb of God's Headbangers Boat - SOLD OUT

GWAR have announced the release of a new line of skateboards and skateboard accessories with North Carolina’s VOLATILE SKATEBOARDS, the world’s premiere manufacturer of officially licensed rock and roll skateboards, high quality skateboard tools, and accessories, available now for pre-order right here!

Their hugely successful 2020 release with CREATURE SKATEBOARDS sold out at skate shops around the world, and this new VOLATILE X GWAR collaboration is even cooler, and will include a new series of skateboard decks, wheels, MOB GRIP griptape, T-Tools, and more.

GWAR will also offer a run of limited edition Volatile ‘VSB SERIES’ decks, available exclusively from the GWAR webstore. Created with the modern “wall hanger” collector in mind, the VSB Series features the same the same great aesthetics of the VOLATILE Pro Models with a super cool graphics and constructed from a hybrid of Canadian and Chinese Maple to offer a more affordable option for “Wall Hanging” or beginning skaters. The VSB series “Wall Hanger” decks, along with a limited number of Canadian Maple “Pro Model” decks, tools, and accessories, are available for pre-order now from the GWAR store at GWAR.net, while a full run of Pro Model decks, tools, and accessories will be available later this Summer through Worldwide skate retail from VOLATILE, including a VOLATILE exclusive retail-only design. This is the start of a series of limited edition decks that will be released periodically at GWAR.net. Sign up for the mailing list to be notified when new designs are released.

Phase one of the collection launched for pre-order earlier this month in England through a partnership with London’s legendary THREE AMIGOS SKATESHOP, the first retail shop in the World to release offerings from the line, in advance of GWAR’S recent June UK headline dates.

Launched in 2018, Volatile Skateboards has become the go-to brand for licensed artist skateboard decks and accessories, creating and manufacturing direct to consumer, retail, and touring skateboard decks and accessories through collaborations with Fear Factory, Helmet, Cro-Mags, Darkthrone, Plasmatics, Descendents, Subhumans, White Zombie, Morbid Angel,Dio, Nonpoint, Halestorm, Fishbone, Saliva, Alien Weaponry, Filter, Scatterbrain, Dangerous Toys, Nuclear Assault, Warrant, Dark Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Stone Temple Pilots, Venom, Death, and many more.

Volatile founder John Horn says, “When we started Volatile, it was just for the fun of making cool stuff with bands we like. 5 years, and hundreds of decks later, we are honored to collaborate with the mighty GWAR. It really doesn’t get much cooler than that. What the Hell do alien overlords want with skateboards? No fucking idea. We tried to ask Blothar, but he just grunted and screamed “BOW HUMAN SCUM”. Still not exactly sure what he meant by that, but that sword is sharp.”

After the stabbing, Blothar the Berserker added “Me on a skateboard is like a bowling ball on a roller skate, but when I was a younger space alien overlord, I was King of the Darkslide. These boards and all this cool stuff makes me want to strap one on and break a hip!”

Bohabs! Your Lords and Masters will have added a few shows on their way home from tour with Mudvayne. Joining them will be Nonpoin, Crobot and 200 Stab Wounds! If you're a member of the Bohabs Lair we will post a pre-sale code tomorrow morning. The rest of you worthless scum can buy tickets on Friday at 10am in each market.

With Nonpoint:
Aug 21: Boise, ID - Knitting Factory - TICKETS

With Crobot:
Aug 27: Lincoln, NE - The Bourbon Theatre - TICKETS

With Crobot and 200 Stab Wounds
Aug 28: Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue - TICKETS
Aug 29: Des Moines, IA - Wooly's - TICKETS
Aug 30: St. Louis, MO - The Pageant - TICKETS
Sep 1: San Antonio, TX - Vibes Event Center - TICKETS

Don't forget, tickets and VIP packages are on sale now for the summer tour with Mudvayne! Get yours below!

The Psychotherapy Sessions Dates:
Jul 20 - West Palm Beach, FL - iTHINK Financial Amphitheater - TICKETS
Jul 21 - Tampa, FL - MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheater - TICKETS
Jul 23 - Charlotte, NC - PNC Music Pavilion - TICKETS
Jul 25 - Bristow, VA - Jiffy Lube Live - TICKETS
Jul 26 - Scranton, PA - The Pavilion at Montage Mountain - TICKETS
Jul 28 - Wantagh, NY - Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater - TICKETS
Jul 29 - Camden, NJ - Freedom Mortgage Pavillion - TICKETS
Jul 30 - Mansfield, MA - Xfinity Center - TICKETS
Aug 1 - Syracuse, NY - St. Joseph's Health Amphitheater at Lakeview - TICKETS
Aug 2 - Burgettstown, PA - The Pavilion at Star Lake - TICKETS
Aug 4 - Cuyahoga Falls, OH - Blossom Music Center - TICKETS
Aug 5 - Tinley Park, IL - Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 6 - Clarkston, MI - Pine Knob Music Theatre - TICKETS
Aug 8 - Noblesville, IN - Ruoff Home Mortgage Music Center - TICKETS
Aug 9 - Peoria, IL - Peoria Civic Center - TICKETS
Aug 10 - Bonner Springs, KS - Azura Amphitheater - TICKETS
Aug 12 - Dallas, TX - Dos Equis Pavilion - TICKETS
Aug 13 - The Woodlands, TX - The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - TICKETS
Aug 15 - Albuquerque, NM - Isleta Amphitheater - TICKETS
Aug 16 - Phoenix, AZ - Talking Stick Resort Amp - TICKETS
Aug 17 - Irvine, CA - FivePoint Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 19 - Concord, CA - Concord Pavillion - TICKETS
Aug 20 - Reno, NV - Grand Theater at the Grand Sierra Resort - TICKETS
Aug 22 - Auburn, WA - White River Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 23 - Ridgefield, WA - RV Inn Style Resorts Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 25 - Salt Lake City, UT - USANA Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 26 - Englewood, CO - Fiddler's Green Amphitheatre - TICKETS

Additional GWAR dates this year:
Jul 15 - Cadott, WI - Rockfest - TICKETS
Jul 16 - Mansfield, OH - Inkcarceration @ Ohio State Reformatory - TICKETS
Oct 31-Nov 4 - Lamb of God's Headbangers Boat - SOLD OUT

Ten years have passed since the release of GWAR’s masterwork known as “Battle Maximus.” The record is a tribute to fallen Scumdog Warrior Flattus Maximus (AKA Corey Smoot) and was the last album recorded with vocalist Oderus Urungus’ (AKA Dave Brockie) before he departed the planet Earth in 2014. In celebration of this momentous occasion (and to line their pockets with filthy lucre) GWAR are pleased to announce the release of this 10th Anniversary Edition of “Battle Maximus.”

In addition to being completely remixed and remastered, this edition features the final recorded vocal performance of Oderus Urungus on the previously unreleased and never-before heard song “Tammy, Queen of Dirt.” Along with the announcement the band has released the remastered/remixed version of “Falling.”  Listen to it HERE

“10 years after its initial release, the wounds are just as fresh. The words that Oderus wrote as a tribute to his fallen Scumdog brother, Flattus Maximus, gain new meaning when heard as the final lyrics he would ever sing. The songs echo in stereo through the twin holes that were left in our hearts by the absence of Oderus and Flattus. This new remix of ‘Battle Maximus’ breathes new life into this album that demands to be considered as one of GWAR's greatest,” says guitarist BälSäc, the Jaws 'o Death

The Berserker Blothar adds, “ ‘Battle Maximus’ is an important GWAR album. Recorded as a farewell to guitarist Flattus Maximus, this album was born out of straight pain. As the Scumdog warriors grieved the passing of their brother, they had no way of knowing they were also recording the last album with singer Oderus Urungus. Battle Maximus then, is on the cusp of the greatest challenge of GWAR’s career. This version has been remixed and remastered and it sounds straight up viscous. I hope you relish it as much as I…”

Available as a double LP, CD and in digital formats, “Battle Maximus” is set for release on September 1st via the band’s own Pit Records and is available for pre-order HERE. The double vinyl also features expanded packaging, redesigned art and an embossed cover. The standard LP is Crystal Blue with Dark Blue swirl vinyl, the Bandbox exclusive version is Stained Glass vinyl, Newbury Comics version is White with Blue swirl vinyl and Revolver Icons Series features multiple different colors all with NFTs to authenticate.

“Battle Maximus” Tracklisting:
1. Intro
2. Madness at the Core of Time
3. Bloodbath
4. Nothing Left Alive
5. They Swallowed the Sun
6. Torture
7. Raped at Birth
8. I, Bonesnapper
9. Mr. Perfect
10. Tammy, The Swine Queen*
11. Battle Maximus
12. Triumph of the Pig Children
13. Falling
14. Fly Now
15. Carry on Wayward Son
16. Wheel of Punishment

*Previously Unreleased Bonus Track

Raise your horns and toast the latest collaborationbetween two legendary Virginia originals, Devils Backbone and GWAR! The award-winning brewery and band have teamed up to bring the world a kick-ass canned cocktail, the GWAR Smash. Based on a drink originally served at the notorious GWARBar in Richmond, VA, it is the first rum-based canned cocktail in Devils Backbone’s bestselling Smash lineup. 

Devils Backbone GWAR SMASH Arctic Cocktail is available at major retailers and specialty bottle shops throughout VA, MD, DC and DE, starting this May. You can also order the drink directly to your doorstep with online ordering via Barcart in locations where available.

BälSäc says, “On my travels across the globe, my heart often pines for my adopted sub-tropical island home of Antarctica. Fortunately, Devils Backbone has colluded with the Booze Masters at the GWARbar to create the GWAR Smash - an intensely refreshing and consummately crushable beverage that is as at home at a frigid Arctic beach party as it is at the bar of the most debaucherous old beachcomber. Fruity and proud, Smash will smash your thirst!”

Get your Arctic Smash Merch here!

Just in time for 4/20, GWAR are adding to their Bud of Gods CBD line with a new run of products dubbed New Dank Ages! The New Dank Ages collection features premium CBD flower, gummies, and a vape pen, among a number of exclusive accessories.

Of course, New Dank Ages was inspired by the intergalactic barbarians' latest album, 2022's The New Dark Ages. While the original Bud of Gods products remain available, the New Dank Ages items add all new strains and flavors with an even higher potency. All of you puny humans can pre-order now exclusively via Budofgods.com.

The high-quality New Dank Ages CBD flower has hints of grapefruit and blueberry, and is just the stuff the members of GWAR use to chillax after a day of destruction.

Or if you're looking to connect with your inner Scumdog, try the New Dank Ages "Beast" gummies, a potent 40 mg Delta-8 & THCP edible packed with blueberry and raspberry flavors.

For the Bohab on the go, there's the New Dank Ages "Berserker" D8+THCP vape, a citrusy 2-gram (2000 mg) disposable that is fully rechargeable, featuring a sub-ohm coil and long-lasting battery.

GWAR singer Blöthar the Berserker screams, "As an ancient shamanic warrior from outer space, I know my herbal 'supplements.' In 2021, we put out the Bud of Gods with Consequence, and that was good stuff. Now, me and the boys are delighted to bring you a new sun grown, hand trimmed, indica dominant hybrid strain: NEW DANK AGES!"

He continues, "Available in flower, gummies, and vapes, New Dank Ages helps me ignore any and all responsibility, no matter how pressing! Fortress overrun? Screw it. Behind on my ox cart payments? Who cares!? I can snooze through even the loudest and bloodiest battles, it’s the New Dank way!"

But wait, Scumdogs, there's more! You can also get your hands on the New Dank Ages "Ratcatcher" Rolling Machine, a rolling tray, and a sweet T-shirt. After all, if you're gonna feel good, you gotta look good.

So, what're you waiting for? Visit the GWAR collection at the Consequence Shop right now to pre-order the new line of New Dank Ages products, and to see all the specs. And don't forget, you can still pick up the O.G. Bud of Gods items, which are currently BUY ONE, GET ONE 25% off during the Consequence Shop’s 4/20 sale.

Attention Humans!

Your Lords and Masters GWAR are currently hibernating deep within their Antarctic fortress, but the Alien Overlords will soon awaken to embark on the next leg of their ongoing mission for intergalactic domination. Having destroyed North American clubs last fall, GWAR are set to return to the road to spray steaming hot shock-rock-n-roll on throngs of fans in amphitheaters across the country alongside Mudvayne, Coal Chamber, Nonpoint and Butcher Babies. There’s no better way to stay cool in the summer than getting hosed down with GWAR’s refreshing spew! The “The Psychotherapy Sessions” tour kicks off July 20th in West Palm Beach, FL and runs through August 26th in Salt Lake City, UT. A complete list of dates can be found below.

Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10 am in each market!

“I’ve been roller skating to get in shape for this. I’ve packed my thong bikini and water wing arm floaties. We are going to tear the US a new Grand Canyon this summer! What a bill this is! The real Monsters of Rock are hitting the road", says vocalist The Berserker Blothar.

Jul 20 - West Palm Beach, FL - iTHINK Financial Amphitheater - TICKETS
Jul 21 - Tampa, FL - MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheater - TICKETS
Jul 23 - Charlotte, NC - PNC Music Pavilion - TICKETS
Jul 25 - Bristow, VA - Jiffy Lube Live - TICKETS
Jul 26 - Scranton, PA - The Pavilion at Montage Mountain - TICKETS
Jul 28 - Wantagh, NY - Northwell Health at Jones Beach Theater - TICKETS
Jul 29 - Camden, NJ - Freedom Mortgage Pavillion - TICKETS
Jul 30 - Mansfield, MA - Xfinity Center - TICKETS
Aug 1 - Syracuse, NY - St. Joseph's Health Amphitheater at Lakeview - TICKETS
Aug 2 - Burgettstown, PA - The Pavilion at Star Lake - TICKETS
Aug 4 - Cuyahoga Falls, OH - Blossom Music Center - TICKETS
Aug 5 - Tinley Park, IL - Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 6 - Clarkston, MI - Pine Knob Music Theatre - TICKETS
Aug 8 - Noblesville, IN - Ruoff Home Mortgage Music Center - TICKETS
Aug 9 - Peoria, IL - Peoria Civic Center - TICKETS
Aug 12 - Dallas, TX - Dos Equis Pavilion - TICKETS
Aug 13 - The Woodlands, TX - The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - TICKETS
Aug 15 - Albuquerque, NM - Isleta Amphitheater - TICKETS
Aug 16 - Phoenix, AZ - Talking Stick Resort Amp - TICKETS
Aug 17 - Irvine, CA - FivePoint Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 19 - Concord, CA - Concord Pavillion - TICKETS
Aug 20 - Reno, NV - Grand Theater at the Grand Sierra Resort - TICKETS
Aug 22 - Auburn, WA - White River Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 23 - Ridgefield, WA - RV Inn Style Resorts Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 25 - Salt Lake City, UT - USANA Amphitheatre - TICKETS
Aug 26 - Englewood, CO - Fiddler's Green Amphitheatre - TICKETS

Additional GWAR dates this year:
Jun 9 - Donnington, UK - Download Festival - TICKETS
Jun 11 - Southend, UK - Chinnerys - TICKETS
Jun 13 - Southampton, UK - Engine Rooms - TICKETS
Jun 14 - London, UK - 02 Academy Islington - TICKETS
Jun 16 - Vitoria, SP - Azkena Rock Festival - TICKETS
Jul 15 - Cadott, WI - Rockfest - TICKETS
Jul 16 - Mansfield, OH - Inkcarceration @ Ohio State Reformatory - TICKETS
Oct 31-Nov 4 - Lamb of God's Headbangers Boat - SOLD OUT

Blothar is invading Astronomicon this March 3rd & 5th in Livonia, MI! Come meet him Friday and Saturday! Grab your tickets and reserve your pro photo ops right here!