There are exactly zero cases of Covid-19 in the freezing cold arctic tundra of Antarctica. This is great news as your Lords and Masters GWAR have been cleared for travel.
Unfortunately, during this time of quarantine, GWAR have also found themselves running precariously low on magic talent-dust (drugs), toilet paper, and money. But don’t worry your hideous little heads, as your Scumdog overlords have a plan to replenish their stash and entertain the faithful legions of Bohabs at the same time!
On Saturday October 10th, GWAR will return to the flaming remnants of Richmond, Virginia for a special Drive In Show. The show is set to take place at The Diamond Drive In located at 3001 N. Arthur Ashe Blvd. This is a drive-in show with social distancing measures in effect. The 9.45pm is already sold out but we added a 6.16pm show. Tickets for the early show go on sale on Wednesday September 16th at noon EDT. (ticket link)
Blothar the Berserker had this to say;
“Denizens of Richmond, Virginia! Americans do everything in their cars, and now that will include watching the greatest rock and roll horror show on this or any other planet! Truly, what is October without a global pandemic and the chance to watch GWAR from the comfort of your shitty old hoopty?! Grab a hotdog, slather it in chili, and shove it down your throat as we bring you the pinnacle of entertainment, the ultimate creature feature, live and writhing...all over your windshield!
GWAR are currently in the midst of the 30th anniversary celebration of “Scumdogs of the Universe.” That celebration also consists of you, the human scum purchasing special 30th anniversary editions of the album, so once again you can worship at the feet of your masters, while listening to this glorious aural masterpiece, the way it was meant to be heard. The album is available on CD, Double LP, Cassette and digital and is available for pre-order HERE. The limited edition box sets are nearly sold out and the last few are available exclusively right here.
Today the band unleashes a classic performance video, featuring the newly remixed and remastered audio version “Cool Place to Park.” Watch the video below!
The Creature Skateboards X GWAR decks are available NOW at skateshops worldwide. As part of our deal, we only pushed Chris Russel in the meat grinder... next time the rest of the team will enter their final chapter.
These are the skateshops in the United States that have the boards and griptape:
Offset your pimply face by getting one, or more, of the new GWAR mugs. Great for coffee, booze, and any other liquid really... Get 'em now in our new merch store right here on GWAR.net maggots!
Our new YouTube Live show. In this episode Sleazy P Martini and Sawborg Destructo talk shop, watch videos, try to sell you merch. Digestor from Ghoul joins in for a bit as the special guest.
In celebration of this momentous occasion, GWAR is pleased to announce a special 30th Anniversary “Scumdogs of the Universe” Box Set! This limited edition release of “Scumdogs of the Universe” has been completely remixed, remastered, and perfected by Ronan Chris Murphy. Hear GWAR’s classic breakout album the way the Scumdogs intended the listener to hear it. The 30th Anniversary “Scumdogs of the Universe” Box Set includes never before released versions of songs you love with lots of goodies and collectibles thrown in.
Fragile humans! Your Lords and Masters GWAR were set to tear you a new one on March 28th at @cowtownskate’s PHX AM After Party @thepressroomaz in Phoenix. That show has been canceled.
A confused The Berserker Blöthar had this to say: “Is this what they mean by Cancel Culture? Are you gonna finish that sandwich?”
While GWAR are known for seeking to eradicate the human race, they are nonetheless disappointed at this lost opportunity to bring hot rockin’ despair into the lives of thousands.
