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The Wait Is Finally Over - Trick Or Treat Toys Are Here

By GWAR Store

The Wait Is Finally Over - Trick Or Treat Toys Are Here

EXCLUSIVE BOHAB ORDER WINDOW OF 24HRS!!!!

Yes, yes, yes... The rumors are true. We have been waiting to tell you all about these limited-edition, fully articulated figures and they are finally ready.

Preorder the bundle RIGHT HERE, and get Oderus for FREE!

Trick or Treat Studios has unleashed a new series of officially licensed GWAR action figures, each packaged in retro-style blister cards featuring artwork by Dug Nation.

Each figure comes with character-specific weapons and instruments, ready to bring the chaos wherever you take them:

-Jizmak Da Gusha – war hammer & drumsticks
-Balsac the Jaws of Death – battle axe & guitar
-Blöthar the Berserker – sword & shield
-Pustulus Maximus – spear, dagger & guitar
-Beefcake the Mighty – sword & bass
-Oderus Urungus - sword & Cuttlefish
See them all here!

In addition to the five figures, the Spew Tank is a plastic jar
with a screw-top lid, filled with vile 
RED SPEW, translucent red
blood slime, and containing the most crucial pieces of the 
Scumdog leader himself, Oderus Urungus.

Inside the Spew Tank, you’ll find his head, torso, and the legendary Cuttlefish of Cthulhu, ready to assemble with the limbs included with the five other action figures. 

Collect all five members and the Spew Tank to complete this exclusive Oderus Urungus Build a Figure... or be lazy and get the bundle. We don't care.

Well, meat bag? Don't just sit there. Get them here!

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LET THERE BE GWAR! - A Retrospective

By Andrew Maciejewski

LET THERE BE GWAR! - A Retrospective

Attention all Bohabs! From September 13th to November 2nd, you can pay your respects to your Lords and Masters by attending the Beyond The Streets presentation of "LET THERE BE GWAR" in Los Angeles.

This totally free to attend curation, by Bob Gorman & Roger Gastman, is a collection of artifacts from the Scumdogs' 40-year bloody and murderous enslavement of Human Scum.

This exhibit chronicles this intergalactic saga through the most
comprehensive assembly of GWAR artifacts ever seen. The exhibition features: Handcrafted costumes, instruments, weaponry, and stage props, video installations, monumental set pieces and spew tanks, a monster toilet, artwork, and rare ephemera. Every
square inch of the gallery transformed into the GWAR universe.

We
encourage Bohabs to travel in packs and organize meetups. If your group is larger than 6 people, you can reach out to customerservice@gwar.net in advance to arrange a more private viewing for your group.

Along with the exhibition BEYOND THE STREETS and GWAR will be releasing a co-branded collection. Including a new expanded version of the sold out 400-page book – LET THERE BE GWAR that comes with a limited edition 7” record, a collection book of GWARS classic Mind Control Monthly newsletter, apparel, limited edition prints and much more.


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Prepare Your Overfed Fleshy Human Bodies... Gor Gor Has Been Released!!

By GWAR Store

Prepare Your Overfed Fleshy Human Bodies... Gor Gor Has Been Released!!

After months of waiting, Gor Gor has been unleashed upon the masses. Orders have already started shipping. Those who are loyal Bohabs, should have them tossed with abandonment on their porches by careless postal workers shortly.

Due to a sharp uptick in organ harvesting, the slaves are behind on the deluxe version being sent out. Beefcake is cracking the whip, and the slaves should have those shortly.

Once those are in our hands, they will be dispersed amongst the human meat bags that have pre-orders. If you have a deluxe order, your other items are will be shipping now if they haven't already.

For those extra lazy humans that haven't ordered yet, you can get the Gor Gor albums, comics, and plushy HERE... or not.
We don't care.

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We are doing what?

By Andrew Maciejewski

We are doing what?

For the weirdos who like to get dressed up in costumes and go out in public, we have begrudgingly decided to spend time at San Diego Comicon this year...

Apparently we have to speak about how Gor Gor is now unleashed and other topics of the miserable human existence. Yada Yada Yada.

Jizmak has already started putting his corpses in room 6DE and we won't have slaves to move them, so that is where we will be.

Before you head to that room to be slaughtered, head over to booth #1529 on Saturday @1 pm or Sunday @1:30 pm to prostrate yourself in front of your overlords.

You're welcome.

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GWAR Live From the Hellmouth!

By Andrew Maciejewski

GWAR Live From the Hellmouth!

A venue fit for your lords and masters!

Make yourself available on August 22, for
"
GWAR: Live From The Hellmouth".

A one-night-only live performance from deep within the Caverns in Pelham, TN that will sream exclusively on VEEPS.

Broadcasting at 9:00 PM EST / 6:00 PM PST, the show will be underground, unhinged, and completely unfiltered. Expect blood, bile, body parts, and the kind of glorious depravity that makes GWAR as wholesome as they are.

Early access tickets are available now at VEEPS.com, and your purchase includes a seven-day unlimited replay. VEEPS All Access members can watch the show for free as part of their subscription. Since you're a loyal bohab on this list, use code "gorgor" for 20% off your ticket!

Exclusive GWAR bundles will also be available featuring an exclusive T-shirt and Spew Cannon!

Get Your Bundles HERE!

 

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Gor Gor's Reign of Terror is Coming to Your Town...

By Andrew Maciejewski

Gor Gor's Reign of Terror is Coming to Your Town...

Ticket presales begin Today at 12 pm, with other various presales also starting in the coming days. Presale codes and info available in the BOHAB LAIR

Sep 17: Pontiac, MI - Crofoot -
TICKETS
Sep 18: Pittsburgh, PA - The Roxian -
TICKETS
Sep 19: Cincinnati, OH - Bogarts -
TICKETS
Sep 20: Chicago, IL - Riotfest -
TICKETS
Sep 21: Cleveland, OH - Globe Iron -
TICKETS
Oct 05: Sacramento, CA - Aftershock -
TICKETS
Oct 18: Salt Lake City, UT - Complex -
TICKETS
Oct 20: Tempe, AZ - Marquee Theater -
TICKETS
Oct 22: Las Vegas, NV - Brooklyn Bowl -
TICKETS
Oct 23: Anaheim, CA - House of Blues -
TICKETS
Oct 24: Reno, NV - Virginia Street Brewhouse -
TICKETS
Oct 25: Berkeley, CA - UC Theatre -
TICKETS
Oct 26: Bend, OR - Midtown Ballroom - TICKETS
Oct 27: Seattle, WA - Showbox Sodo -
TICKETS
Oct 29: Vancouver, BC - The Vogue Theatre -
TICKETS
Oct 30: Petiction, BC - Penticton Trade & Convention Center -
TICKETS
Oct 31: Calgary, AB - Macewan Hall -
TICKETS
Nov 01: Edmonton, AB - Fan Park @ Ice District -
TICKETS
Nov 03: Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory -
TICKETS
Nov 05: Denver, CO - Summit Music Hall -
TICKETS
Nov 06: Lincoln, NE - Bourbon -
TICKETS
Nov 08: San Antonio, TX - Vibes Event Center -
TICKETS
Nov 09: Dallas, TX - House of Blues -
TICKETS
Nov 11: Nashville, TN - Marathon Music Hall -
TICKETS
Nov 12: Greensboro, NC - Piedmont Hall -
TICKETS
Nov 13: Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade -
TICKETS
Nov 15: Orlando, FL - Warped Tour - Camping World Stadium lots & Tinker Field -
TICKETS
Nov 16: Tampa, FL - The Ritz -
TICKETS
Nov 18: Baltimore, MD - Nevermore -
TICKETS
Nov 19: Worcester, MA - The Palladium -
TICKETS
Nov 20: Philadelphia, PA - The Fillmore Philadelphia -
TICKETS
Nov 21: New York, NY - Palladium Times Square -
TICKETS
Nov 22: Norfolk, VA - TheNorVa -
TICKETS

 

For the first time ever, you can get a STAGE PLAYED guitar signed by the whole band with your VIP package!!

The updated VIP packages includes a Gor Gor shirt , keychain, and hand towel all featuring brand new art celebrating the bands 40th anniversary.
They are now on sale. Grab yours here!

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So you think you are the smartest Bohab of them all?

By Andrew Maciejewski

So you think you are the smartest Bohab of them all?
So you think you are the smartest Bohab of them all?

Utilizing the worst and most hated AI technology (lil' Raspy), you can now challenge your useless human brains to please your lords and masters and play Ultimate Bohab Trivia.

Show us how much you worship GWAR. Climb to the top of the heap of corpses to be the smartest Bohab of all! ... or just use lil raspy as your personal therapist as it's cheaper than healthcare.

We will even shower you with GWARcoin for your worship.

 

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“The Great Circus Train Disaster” Out Now!

By Andrew Maciejewski

“The Great Circus Train Disaster” Out Now!

GWAR Goes Off the Rails with New Single “The Great Circus Train Disaster” + Music Video — Watch HERE

Today, shock rock legends
 GWAR continue their 40th anniversary celebration with the release of their new single, “The Great Circus Train Disaster,” the second track unveiled from their upcoming multimedia release ‘The Return of Gor Gor,’ out July 25 via Pit Records and Z2 Comics.

The new single arrives with an animated adventure that captures the mayhem and madness only GWAR can deliver, telling the tale of a catastrophic circus train derailment involving flaming elephants, twisted clowns, and one extremely unlucky cotton candy vendor.

Guitarist Grodius Maximus comments on The Great Circus Train Disaster,”

"The song just kinda came to us one day while we were all hanging out injecting ketamine and crushed-up insects into our dick holes. We were fucked up for days as we experienced hallucinations of charred clown bodies, lobster people impaled on stalagmites, and the unholy image of our pet baby dinosaur being whored out as sexual meat to a gelatinous mass of scabies encrusted republicans and greased up catholic priests. When we came to, the song was fully formed. All we had to do was hit record and BOOM...'The Great Circus Train Disaster' was born... 

"Now, MTV and Def Jam Recordings are knocking down our door. Charlie XCXSlipknot, and Garth Brooks all want to collaborate with us, and to be honest, this type of success is just a bit overwhelming. Yeah, we get it. We're amazing songwriters... Deal with it!"

Watch the Music Video for "The Great Circus Train Disaster" HERE

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