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After months of waiting, Gor Gor has been unleashed upon the masses. Orders have already started shipping. Those who are loyal Bohabs, should have them tossed with abandonment on their porches by careless postal workers shortly.

Due to a sharp uptick in organ harvesting, the slaves are behind on the deluxe version being sent out. Beefcake is cracking the whip, and the slaves should have those shortly.

Once those are in our hands, they will be dispersed amongst the human meat bags that have pre-orders. If you have a deluxe order, your other items are will be shipping now if they haven't already.

For those extra lazy humans that haven't ordered yet, you can get the Gor Gor albums, comics, and plushy HERE... or not.
We don't care.

For the weirdos who like to get dressed up in costumes and go out in public, we have begrudgingly decided to spend time at San Diego Comicon this year...

Apparently we have to speak about how Gor Gor is now unleashed and other topics of the miserable human existence. Yada Yada Yada.

Jizmak has already started putting his corpses in room 6DE and we won't have slaves to move them, so that is where we will be.

Before you head to that room to be slaughtered, head over to booth #1529 on Saturday @1 pm or Sunday @1:30 pm to prostrate yourself in front of your overlords.

You're welcome.

A venue fit for your lords and masters!

Make yourself available on August 22, for
"GWAR: Live From The Hellmouth".

A one-night-only live performance from deep within the Caverns in Pelham, TN that will sream exclusively on VEEPS.

Broadcasting at 9:00 PM EST / 6:00 PM PST, the show will be underground, unhinged, and completely unfiltered. Expect blood, bile, body parts, and the kind of glorious depravity that makes GWAR as wholesome as they are.

Early access tickets are available now at VEEPS.com, and your purchase includes a seven-day unlimited replay. VEEPS All Access members can watch the show for free as part of their subscription. Since you're a loyal bohab on this list, use code "gorgor" for 20% off your ticket!

Exclusive GWAR bundles will also be available featuring an exclusive T-shirt and Spew Cannon!

Get Your Bundles HERE!

Ticket presales begin Today at 12 pm, with other various presales also starting in the coming days. Presale codes and info available in the BOHAB LAIR

Sep 17: Pontiac, MI - Crofoot - TICKETS
Sep 18: Pittsburgh, PA - The Roxian - TICKETS
Sep 19: Cincinnati, OH - Bogarts - TICKETS
Sep 20: Chicago, IL - Riotfest - TICKETS
Sep 21: Cleveland, OH - Globe Iron - TICKETS
Oct 05: Sacramento, CA - Aftershock - TICKETS
Oct 18: Salt Lake City, UT - Complex - TICKETS
Oct 20: Tempe, AZ - Marquee Theater - TICKETS
Oct 22: Las Vegas, NV - Brooklyn Bowl - TICKETS
Oct 23: Anaheim, CA - House of Blues - TICKETS
Oct 24: Reno, NV - Virginia Street Brewhouse - TICKETS
Oct 25: Berkeley, CA - UC Theatre - TICKETS
Oct 26: Bend, OR - Midtown Ballroom - TICKETS
Oct 27: Seattle, WA - Showbox Sodo - TICKETS
Oct 29: Vancouver, BC - The Vogue Theatre - TICKETS
Oct 30: Petiction, BC - Penticton Trade & Convention Center - TICKETS
Oct 31: Calgary, AB - Macewan Hall - TICKETS
Nov 01: Edmonton, AB - Fan Park @ Ice District - TICKETS
Nov 03: Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory - TICKETS
Nov 05: Denver, CO - Summit Music Hall - TICKETS
Nov 06: Lincoln, NE - Bourbon - TICKETS
Nov 08: San Antonio, TX - Vibes Event Center - TICKETS
Nov 09: Dallas, TX - House of Blues - TICKETS
Nov 11: Nashville, TN - Marathon Music Hall - TICKETS
Nov 12: Greensboro, NC - Piedmont Hall - TICKETS
Nov 13: Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade - TICKETS
Nov 15: Orlando, FL - Warped Tour - Camping World Stadium lots & Tinker Field - TICKETS
Nov 16: Tampa, FL - The Ritz - TICKETS
Nov 18: Baltimore, MD - Nevermore - TICKETS
Nov 19: Worcester, MA - The Palladium - TICKETS
Nov 20: Philadelphia, PA - The Fillmore Philadelphia - TICKETS
Nov 21: New York, NY - Palladium Times Square - TICKETS
Nov 22: Norfolk, VA - TheNorVa - TICKETS

For the first time ever, you can get a STAGE PLAYED guitar signed by the whole band with your VIP package!!

The updated VIP packages includes a Gor Gor shirt , keychain, and hand towel all featuring brand new art celebrating the bands 40th anniversary.
They are now on sale. Grab yours here!

GWAR Goes Off the Rails with New Single “The Great Circus Train Disaster” + Music Video — Watch HERE

Today, shock rock legends GWAR continue their 40th anniversary celebration with the release of their new single, “The Great Circus Train Disaster,” the second track unveiled from their upcoming multimedia release ‘The Return of Gor Gor,’ out July 25 via Pit Records and Z2 Comics.

The new single arrives with an animated adventure that captures the mayhem and madness only GWAR can deliver, telling the tale of a catastrophic circus train derailment involving flaming elephants, twisted clowns, and one extremely unlucky cotton candy vendor.

Guitarist Grodius Maximus comments on “The Great Circus Train Disaster,”

"The song just kinda came to us one day while we were all hanging out injecting ketamine and crushed-up insects into our dick holes. We were fucked up for days as we experienced hallucinations of charred clown bodies, lobster people impaled on stalagmites, and the unholy image of our pet baby dinosaur being whored out as sexual meat to a gelatinous mass of scabies encrusted republicans and greased up catholic priests. When we came to, the song was fully formed. All we had to do was hit record and BOOM...'The Great Circus Train Disaster' was born... 

"Now, MTV and Def Jam Recordings are knocking down our door. Charlie XCX, Slipknot, and Garth Brooks all want to collaborate with us, and to be honest, this type of success is just a bit overwhelming. Yeah, we get it. We're amazing songwriters... Deal with it!"

Watch the Music Video for "The Great Circus Train Disaster" HERE

📸:Shawn Stanley

GWAR & Mischief Toys
Unleash Limited-Edition “Minion Gastley” Toy Order HERE

New Multimedia Release 'The Return of Gor Gor'
Out July 25thvia Pit Records

Pre-Order from Pit Records HERE

On Tour Now!

Today, Mischief Toys and GWAR have formed an unholy alliance that blends heavy metal mayhem with cult collectible culture. At the center of this twisted partnership is Mischief Toys’ beloved hellion, Gastley—now transformed by the Scumdogs into Minion Gastley, a mutated servant oozing with grotesque charm and unmistakable hints of Balsac the Jaws of Death himself.

This limited-edition crossover celebrates the fusion of music and mischief, offering fans multiple colorways of Minion Gastley along with matching merch. Whether you’re a designer toy collector, a GWAR maniac, or both, this drop delivers the chaos you crave.

In addition, a special blue-spattered variant - exclusive to GWAR.net, will be limited to just 150 pieces for the most diehard Scumdogs.

In true GWAR fashion, Minion Gastley’s suffering doesn’t end there. The poor beast has been condemned to clean toilets, mop blood, and tend to the wreckage as the band lays waste to the galaxy on tour.

Available Now at MischiefToys.com:

With each purchase, fans will receive one, randomly selected variant:

=>Minion Gastley – Classic "Unscathed" Version (320 pieces) – $55
=>Blacklight-Reactive Green Spatter Gastley (100 pieces) – $55
=> Red Spatter Gastley (50 pieces) – $55

Available for direct purchase:
=>Signed Classic Unscathed Gastley (30 pieces) – $85
(Signed by Blothar, Jizmak Da Gusha, Grodius Maximus, Balsac the Jaws of Death, Bonesnapper, Sawborg Destructo, and Beefcake the Mighty)
=>Matching Merch: enamel pins, 11x17 blacklight poster, t-shirt, snapback hat, dad hat

Christopher Gast, founder of Mischief Toys comments:

“This collaboration brings together two of the things we love most: GWAR - the most gloriously chaotic band in the universe - and Gastley, our beloved little hellion from the Netherworld. We’re thrilled for fans of both to revel in the madness together.”

About Mischief Toys
Mischief Toys is a leading designer and creator of collectible figures that blend humor, horror, and pop culture. Founded in 2021, the company is best known for its flagship character “Gastley” and a growing lineup of limited-edition releases that spark imagination and fan obsession. For more, visit www.mischieftoys.com.

CATCH GWAR AT THIS YEAR'S WARPED TOUR!!

GWAR 40th Annaversary Tour!

+Toxic Holocaust ^Arch Enemy °Eyehategod *Festivalw

May 20 - Memphis, TN - Minglewood Hall - TICKETS +
May 21- Baton Rouge, LA - Chelsea's Live - TICKETS +
May 22 - Austin, TX - RADIO/EAST - TICKETS +
Jun 20 - Pensacola, FL - Vinyl Music Hall - TICKETS °
Jun 21- Pelham, TN - The Caverns - TICKETS °

Machines VS Monsters Tour

May 24: Albuquerque NM - Revel Entertainment Center - TICKETS
May 26: Wichita KS - Cotilion - TICKETS
May 27: Des Moines IA - Val Air Ballroom - TICKETS
May 29: St Louis MO - The Pageant - TICKETS
May 30: Minneapolis MN - The Fillmore Minneapolis - TICKETS
May 31: Davenport IA - Capitol Theatre - TICKETS
Jun 1: Grand Rapids MI - GLC Live at 20 Monroe - TICKETS
Jun 3: Indianapolis IN - Egyptian Room @ Old National Centre - TICKETS
Jun 4: Ft Wayne IN - Clyde Theatre - TICKETS
Jun 5: Wheeling WV - Capitol Theatre - TICKETS
Jun 7: Wallingford CT - The Dome at Toyota Oakdale Theater - TICKETS
Jun 8: Buffalo NY - Buffalo Riverworks - TICKETS
Jun 9: Toronto ON - History - TICKETS
Jun 10: Montreal QC - Mtelus - TICKETS
Jun 11: Hampton NH - Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom - TICKETS
Jun 12: Allentown PA - Archer Music Hall - TICKETS
Jun 14: Myrtle Beach SC - House Of Blues - TICKETS
Jun 15: Raleigh NC - The Ritz - TICKETS
Jun 17: Kansas City MO - Grinders - TICKETS
Jun 18: Oklahoma City OK - The Criterion - TICKETS
Nov 15: Orlando, FL - Vans Warped Tour - TICKETS

Kicking off the carnage, GWAR premieres the video for "Lot Lizard" today. Fans can also stream the track across all digital service providers (DSPs) and pre-order 'The Return of Gor Gor' now at Pit Records (where you can also get a Gor Gor Plush) and

Z2Comics.com/gwar. 

About the new single, Blothar states:

"'Lot Lizard' is a blistering return to GWAR as a punk metal powerhouse with a sense of humor. What could be more charming than a song about a crack-addicted cross-dressing dinosaur prostitute that shreds weiners at truck stop pickle parks? Nuttin honey. That’s what. The song rocks. Listen ya mooks…"

Watch the Video for "Lot Lizard" HERE

'The Return of Gor Gor' features three brand new GWAR songs mixed by Kurt Ballou (Converge, GodCity Studios) and four live tracks captured at The Masqueradein Atlanta, GA during GWAR’s 2024 tour, mixed by Chris Ronan Murphy. All songs were produced by GWAR and mastered by Alan Douches. The release also includes a 32-page comic detailing Gor Gor’s return, which is included with all versions. Vinyl editions boast an animated etching of Gor Gor on Side A, with purple vinyl available exclusively at GWAR.net and green vinyl at Z2Comics.com. A Deluxe Hardback edition is also available via Z2Comics.com.

40 years ago, the intergalactic warlords of GWAR emerged from their Antarctic tomb to conquer the Earth with their barbaric blend of metal and mayhem. Over the decades, their monstrous live shows and relentless discography have solidified them as the ultimate overlords of shock rock. Now, with BälSäc, Beefcake, JiZMak, and Blothar joined by the mighty shredder Grodius of the Maximus Clan, GWAR embarks on their latest quest—to reclaim their savage pet, Gor Gor, who mysteriously disappeared following the death of their former frontman, Oderus Urungus.

But where has Gor Gor been all these years? How do you misplace a three-ton Tyrannosaurus Rex? The answer lies in 'The Return of Gor Gor,' a multi-format experience that intertwines music and graphic storytelling. 'The Return of Gor Gor' follows the tale of an orphaned T-Rex cub, lost in a depraved world that is completely alien to him. Will he become an ally of the legendary Scumdogs of the Universe, or will their reunion unleash an apocalyptic battle? Only time will tell.

Blothar comments on The Return of Gor Gor':

"The last time I saw Gor Gor he was just a wee fart dragon. He had crawled on the hood of my Kia Soul and was holding on for dear life while I drove to the store to buy Clamato. I bathed him in wiper fluid and used my wipers to knock him off my sweet ride. Next thing I know, he’s a 20-foot tall trans-species prostitute working a pickle park. Apparently, he’s all grown up and looking for revenge. This record chronicles his struggles as a young Dino-American trying to make his way in a cruel world."

'The Return of Gor Gor' Track List:

1. The Great Circus Train Disaster

2. Tyrant King

3. Lot Lizard

4. Crack In The Egg (Live)

5. The Founding Fathers (Live)

6. America Must Be Destroyed (Live)

7. Fishfuck (Live)

'The Return of Gor Gor' will be available in the following formats:

CD with 32-page comic booklet

LP with 32-page comic booklet and etched vinyl

Deluxe LP with hardcover 32-page comic and etched vinyl (D2C exclusive)

=> Standalone 32-page comic

GWAR will be on the road all year as part of their 40th Anniversary Celebration, about the excursion, Blothar says:

"This tour is gonna suck. Once again we will be onstage suffering through the attacks of a giant tyrant lizard just so humans can come to the gigs and get shitfaced on White Claws and show us their tits. Please, for the love of all that is holy, show us your tits."

📸: Carter Louthian

GWAR Live:

*w/ Toxic Holocaust; AEther Realm; Tracheotomy 

May 11: Columbus, OH - Sonic Temple

May 15: Daytona Beach, FL - Welcome To Rockville

May 16: Columbia, SC - The Senate*

May 17: Lexington, KY - Manchester Music Hall

May 18: Milwaukee, WI - Milwaukee Metal Fest

May 19: Columbia, MO - The Blue Note*

May 20: Memphis, TN - Minglewood Hall*

May 21: Baton Rouge, LA - Chelsea's Live*

May 22: Austin, TX - RADIO/EAST*

GWAR w/Static-X, Dope & A Killers Confession

May 24: Albuquerque NM - Revel Entertainment Center

May 26: Wichita KS - The Cotilion Ballroom

May 27: Des Moines IA - Val Air Ballroom

May 29: St Louis MO - The Pageant

May 30: Minneapolis MN - The Fillmore Minneapolis

May 31: Davenport IA - Capitol Theatre

Jun 1: Grand Rapids MI - GLC Live at 20 Monroe

Jun 3: Indianapolis IN - Egyptian Room @ Old National Centre

Jun 4: Ft Wayne IN - Clyde Theatre

Jun 5: Wheeling WV - Capitol Theater

Jun 7: Wallingford CT - The Dome at Toyota Oakdale Theater

Jun 8: Buffalo NY - Buffalo Riverworks

Jun 9: Toronto ON - History

Jun 10: Montreal QC - Mtelus

Jun 11: Hampton NH - Hampton Beach Casino

Jun 12: Allentown, PA - Archer Music Hall

Jun 14: Myrtle Beach SC - House Of Blues

Jun 15: Raleigh NC - The Ritz

Jun 17: Kansas City MO - Grinders

Jun 18: Oklahoma City OK - The Criterion 

w/ Eyehategod; AEther Realm; Tracheotomy

Jun 20: Pensacola, FL - Vinyl Music Hall

Jun 21: Pelham, TN - The Caverns

Jul 24: Richmond, VA - Allianz Amphitheater

w/Lamb of God, Hatebreed

Oct 5: Sacramento, CA - Aftershock @ Discovery Park