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GOR GOR MUST DIE!! Tour On Sale Now!

By Andrew Maciejewski

GOR GOR MUST DIE!! Tour On Sale Now!

We are packing up the bus again to bring havoc across North America this fall with the latest campaign of carnage: the “Gor Gor Must Die! Tour."

Midnight will be direct support, and Mac Sabbath will open every night of the tour. Select dates will also feature appearances from X-COPS and Atomic Rule. Prepare your bodies for the spew.

"As both father and mother to our precious dinosaur Gor Gor, my hearts break to see what he has become: a crack-addicted truck-stop lizard-of-the-evening. We didn't raise him to hustle his cloaca up and down the street. It is time for some tough love! Come watch as GWAR lays a whoopin' on his giant red ass on the 'Gor Gor Must Die Tour' with Midnight, Mac Sabbath, X-Cops, and Atomic Rule."

-Blothar

 

GOR GOR MUST DIE TOUR DATES

27-Oct - Charlottesville, VA - The Jefferson Theater TICKETS
28-Oct - Atlanta, GA - The Masquerade TICKETS
29-Oct - Jacksonville, FL - FIVE TICKETS
4-Nov - Ft Lauderdale, FL- Revolution TICKETS
5-Nov - Orlando, FL-The Beacham TICKETS
6-Nov - Myrtle Beach, SC - House of Blues TICKETS
7-Nov - Winston-Salem, NC - The Ramkat TICKETS
8-Nov - Nashville, TN - Brooklyn Bowl TICKETS
9-Nov - Little Rock, AK - The Hall TICKETS
10-Nov - Dallas, TX - AM/FM TICKETS
12-Nov - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre TICKETS
13-Nov - Salt Lake City, UT - Rockwell at the Complex TICKETS
14-Nov - Las Vegas, NV - Brookyln Bowl TICKETS
15-Nov - Reno, NV - Cargo Concert Hall TICKETS
17-Nov - Tempe, AZ - The Marquee TICKETS
18-Nov - Anaheim, CA - House of Blues TICKETS
19-Nov - Berkeley, CA - Taube Family Music Hall TICKETS
20-Nov - Chico, CA - Senator Theatre TICKETS
21-Nov - Bend, OR - Midtown Ballroom TICKETS
23-Nov - Seattle, WA - Showbox Sodo TICKETS
24-Nov - Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory TICKETS
25-Nov - Vancouver, BC - The Vogue Theatre TICKETS
27-Nov - Edmonton, AB - Midway Music Hall TICKETS
28-Nov - Calgary, AB - Macewan Hall TICKETS
30-Nov - Winnipeg, MB - Burton Cummings Theatre TICKETS
2-Dec - Lincoln, NE - Bourbon Theatre TICKETS
3-Dec - Milwaukee, MI - The Rave TICKETS
4-Dec - Detroit, MI - The Crofoot Ballroom TICKETS
5-Dec - Cleveland, OH - House of Blues TICKETS
6-Dec - Pittsburgh, PA - Roxian Theatre TICKETS
8-Dec - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club TICKETS
9-Dec - Worcester, MA - The Palladium TICKETS
10-Dec - New York, NY - Palladium Times Square TICKETS
11-Dec - Philadelphia, PA - The Fillmore TICKETS
12-Dec - Norfolk, VA  - The NorVa TICKETS

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Celebrating Chuck Varga

By GWAR Store

Celebrating Chuck Varga

Bohabs! Today we honor the legendary Sexecutioner, our favorite Frenchman - and more importantly - his human slave Chuck Varga. As you all know well, Chuck has been an integral part of your Lords and Master efforts to conquer this puny planet since nearly the beginning of time.

In honor of him and his courageous battle with the particularly human ailment cancer, we encourage you all to visit this page on our site, find a blood bank near you, and donate whatever blood GWAR hasn't already taken from you.

In return for that donation, we will give each of you one free, limited edition shirt, designed by Chuck himself. Click here to see how.

All hail Sexecutioner! All hail Chuck Varga!

Chuck Varga is an American sculptor, set designer and Rockstar best known as a founding member of the theatrical shock-rock band GWAR and creator of the character Sexecutioner.

Varga (b. 1958, Virginia) is a multidisciplinary artist whose practice spans sculpture, scenic painting, special effects, comic art, and performance. After studying at Virginia CommonwealthUniversity in the early 1980s, he co-founded Slave Pit Studios inRichmond, Virginia, where he helped develop GWAR, an art driven, costume-heavy rock project that grew out of a group of college artists and musicians experimenting with film, comics ,and performance. Within GWAR, Varga created and performed  the character Sexecutioner, contributing to eight major touring productions, a gold record and over a thousand shows across the United States and Europe, while also co-authoring two feature-length films, including the Grammy-nominated “Phallus in Wonderland,” and designing costumes, sets, props, and comicbook narratives for the band’s extended universe.

Varga describes himself as “one part performer, one part designer and one part sculptor,” reflecting an x-rated aesthetic that merges pulp science fiction, underground comics, and dark humor into large-scale, “eye-popping” practical effects, sculptures and live “performances “.

In 1997 Chuck left the band to work on Broadway, Film andTelevision in NYC. He would occasionally perform with the band and finally retired on Halloween Scumdog Reunion 2021.

Along the way he befriended the likes of Joe Coleman andRobert Williams and many other outsider artists. Varga met hissoon to be wife Bambi the Mermaid at the Coney Island MermaidParade. It was love at first sight and the two were married therein 2017. He merged his absurdist theatre with her Neo-burlesqueperformances and became a staple at the legendary not_forprofitarts organization Coney Island USA where he reigned asresident Neptune.

Varga divides his time between fine art and underground theaterprojects, continuing to evolve the blend of spectacle, satire, andhandcrafted fantasy that defined his GWAR years with adelightfully unwholesome splash of Neo-burlesque charm.

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GWAR Ride Again With A Unique Take on “Pink Pony Club”

By Andrew Maciejewski

GWAR Ride Again With A Unique Take on “Pink Pony Club”

They said we weren't welcome back the first time, or the second time, or the third time. But we don't listen 'Cause we are GWAR and we'll go far
We've got guitars, we'll eat your car.

Since Blothar is a perfectionist, and always has to beat the record, (BTW Blothar still holds the record for most yards of entrails pulled by hand in 24 hrs.) GWAR is now back for a 7th time at A.V Club. This time, celebrating self metamorphosis through song, playing their version of "Pink Pony Club".

“‘Pink Pony Club’ is about embracing exile from a boring, shitty world and remaking yourself into whatever you want - be who you are, be who you aren’t, piss people off, we don’t care!" -Blothar

Watch GWAR Perform "Pink Pony Club" on A.V. Undercover HERE

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THE GWAR SAGA CONTINUES!

By Andrew Maciejewski

THE GWAR SAGA CONTINUES!

HUMANS! We present to you The Gor Gor Strikes Back Tour!

A massive tour featuring Soulfly as direct support and King Parrot opening every night.

The carnage kicks off March 19th in Richmond, VA, and rampages through April 29th, ending in Charlotte, NC. Armed with fresh atrocities, new victims, and the unstoppable might of Gor Gor himself, this will be the most crushing live spectacle yet.


Presale begins tomorrow (Tuesday) at 10am local time. Use presale code GORGOR to get early tickets. This will be followed by a Local Presale on Wednesday, December 17th at 10am local time. Tickets for The Gor Gor Strikes Back Tour go on sale to the public Friday, December 19th at 10am local time.

The Gor Gor Strikes Back Tour

GWAR w/ Soulfly + King Parrot
US TOUR — SPRING 2026

Mar 19: Richmond, VA - The National - TICKETS
Mar 20: Reading, PA - Reverb - TICKETS
Mar 21: Albany, NY - Empire Live - TICKETS
Mar 22: Huntington, NY - The Paramount - TICKETS
Mar 24: Hartford, CT - The Webster - TICKETS
Mar 25: Wilmington, DE - The Queen - TICKETS
Mar 26: Sayreville, NJ - Starland Ballroom - TICKETS
Mar 27: Boston, MA - House Of Blues - TICKETS
Mar 28: Buffalo, NY - Town Ballroom - TICKETS
Mar 29: Columbus, OH - Newport Music Hall - TICKETS
Mar 31: Louisville, KY - Mercury Ballroom - TICKETS
Apr 1: St. Louis, MO - The Pageant - TICKETS
Apr 2: Chicago, IL - Concord Music Hall - TICKETS
Apr 3: Ft. Wayne, IN - Piere's - TICKETS
Apr 4: Saginaw, MI - The Vault - TICKETS
Apr 5: Green Bay, WI - EPIC Events Center - TICKETS
Apr 7: Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue - TICKETS
Apr 8: Des Moines, IA - Val Air Ballroom - TICKETS
Apr 9: Tulsa, OK - Cain's Ballroom - TICKETS
Apr 10: Lawrence, KS - The Granada - TICKETS
Apr 12: Grand Junction, CO - Mesa Theater - TICKETS
Apr 14: Portland, OR - Roseland Theater - TICKETS
Apr 15: Boise, ID - Treefort Music Hall - TICKETS
Apr 17: Sacramento, CA - Channel 24 - TICKETS
Apr 18: Los Angeles, CA - The Belasco - TICKETS
Apr 19: San Diego, CA - House of Blues - TICKETS
Apr 20: Tucson, AZ - Rialto Theater - TICKETS
Apr 21: Albuquerque, NM - Sunshine Theater - TICKETS
Apr 23: Austin, TX - Emo's - TICKETS
Apr 24: Houston, TX - Warehouse Live - TICKETS
Apr 25: Mobile, AL - Soul Kitchen Music Hall - TICKETS
Apr 27: Chattanooga, TN - The Signal - TICKETS
Apr 28: Asheville, NC - The Orange Peel - TICKETS
Apr 29: Charlotte, NC - The Fillmore - TICKETS

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The Wait Is Finally Over - Trick Or Treat Toys Are Here

By GWAR Store

The Wait Is Finally Over - Trick Or Treat Toys Are Here

EXCLUSIVE BOHAB ORDER WINDOW OF 24HRS!!!!

Yes, yes, yes... The rumors are true. We have been waiting to tell you all about these limited-edition, fully articulated figures and they are finally ready.

Preorder the bundle RIGHT HERE, and get Oderus for FREE!

Trick or Treat Studios has unleashed a new series of officially licensed GWAR action figures, each packaged in retro-style blister cards featuring artwork by Dug Nation.

Each figure comes with character-specific weapons and instruments, ready to bring the chaos wherever you take them:

-Jizmak Da Gusha – war hammer & drumsticks
-Balsac the Jaws of Death – battle axe & guitar
-Blöthar the Berserker – sword & shield
-Pustulus Maximus – spear, dagger & guitar
-Beefcake the Mighty – sword & bass
-Oderus Urungus - sword & Cuttlefish
See them all here!

In addition to the five figures, the Spew Tank is a plastic jar
with a screw-top lid, filled with vile 
RED SPEW, translucent red
blood slime, and containing the most crucial pieces of the 
Scumdog leader himself, Oderus Urungus.

Inside the Spew Tank, you’ll find his head, torso, and the legendary Cuttlefish of Cthulhu, ready to assemble with the limbs included with the five other action figures. 

Collect all five members and the Spew Tank to complete this exclusive Oderus Urungus Build a Figure... or be lazy and get the bundle. We don't care.

Well, meat bag? Don't just sit there. Get them here!

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LET THERE BE GWAR! - A Retrospective

By Andrew Maciejewski

LET THERE BE GWAR! - A Retrospective

Attention all Bohabs! From September 13th to November 2nd, you can pay your respects to your Lords and Masters by attending the Beyond The Streets presentation of "LET THERE BE GWAR" in Los Angeles.

This totally free to attend curation, by Bob Gorman & Roger Gastman, is a collection of artifacts from the Scumdogs' 40-year bloody and murderous enslavement of Human Scum.

This exhibit chronicles this intergalactic saga through the most
comprehensive assembly of GWAR artifacts ever seen. The exhibition features: Handcrafted costumes, instruments, weaponry, and stage props, video installations, monumental set pieces and spew tanks, a monster toilet, artwork, and rare ephemera. Every
square inch of the gallery transformed into the GWAR universe.

We
encourage Bohabs to travel in packs and organize meetups. If your group is larger than 6 people, you can reach out to customerservice@gwar.net in advance to arrange a more private viewing for your group.

Along with the exhibition BEYOND THE STREETS and GWAR will be releasing a co-branded collection. Including a new expanded version of the sold out 400-page book – LET THERE BE GWAR that comes with a limited edition 7” record, a collection book of GWARS classic Mind Control Monthly newsletter, apparel, limited edition prints and much more.


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Prepare Your Overfed Fleshy Human Bodies... Gor Gor Has Been Released!!

By GWAR Store

Prepare Your Overfed Fleshy Human Bodies... Gor Gor Has Been Released!!

After months of waiting, Gor Gor has been unleashed upon the masses. Orders have already started shipping. Those who are loyal Bohabs, should have them tossed with abandonment on their porches by careless postal workers shortly.

Due to a sharp uptick in organ harvesting, the slaves are behind on the deluxe version being sent out. Beefcake is cracking the whip, and the slaves should have those shortly.

Once those are in our hands, they will be dispersed amongst the human meat bags that have pre-orders. If you have a deluxe order, your other items are will be shipping now if they haven't already.

For those extra lazy humans that haven't ordered yet, you can get the Gor Gor albums, comics, and plushy HERE... or not.
We don't care.

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We are doing what?

By Andrew Maciejewski

We are doing what?

For the weirdos who like to get dressed up in costumes and go out in public, we have begrudgingly decided to spend time at San Diego Comicon this year...

Apparently we have to speak about how Gor Gor is now unleashed and other topics of the miserable human existence. Yada Yada Yada.

Jizmak has already started putting his corpses in room 6DE and we won't have slaves to move them, so that is where we will be.

Before you head to that room to be slaughtered, head over to booth #1529 on Saturday @1 pm or Sunday @1:30 pm to prostrate yourself in front of your overlords.

You're welcome.

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