The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy
The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy

The Cuttlefish of Cthulu Toy

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Pucker up people! The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy!

We partnered with Bad Dragon to create this limited-edition monstrosity.  It is available in Natural (black) and Glow-in-the-dark Signature (multi-color).  A listing of the sizes are below and the photos show each size in relation to a soda can.  

The first run of the Signature line has sold out. All Signature orders placed from 11.11.22 on are pre-orders and will ship in mid December.

Natural: An oozy drippy UV Reactive Red highlight over the shimmering Black voids of Space
Signature: A shaft of sloppy oozy UV Reactive Red highlight over an intense Neon Yellow to Green fade with a Glow in the Dark Green beneath, on top of a base of marbled Brain matter.

Small 

  • circumference of head: 6 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 6 1/8 inches or 6.13 inches
  • circumference of base: 13 inches
  • diameter of head: 2 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 2 1/16 inches or 2.06 inches
  • diameter of base: 4 3/8 inches or 4.38 inches
  • total length: 7 1/2 inches or 7.5 inches
  • usable length: 6 1/4 inches or 6.25 inches

Medium

  • circumference of head: 8 1/8 inches or 8.13 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 8 3/16 inches or 8.19 inches
  • circumference of base: 17 inches
  • diameter of head: 2 5/8 inches or 2.63 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 2 3/4 inches or 2.75 inches
  • diameter of base: 5 3/4 inches or 5.75 inches
  • total length: 10 inches
  • usable length: 8 inches

Large

  • circumference of head: 10 1/4 inches or 10.25 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 10 1/8 inches 10.13 inches
  • circumference of base: 21 1/2 inches oe 21.5 inches
  • diameter of head: 3 3/8 inches or 3.38 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 3 7/16 inches 3.44 inches
  • diameter of base: 7 5/16 inches or 7.31 inches
  • total length: 12 1/2 inches or 12.5 inches
  • usable length:10 inches

XLarge

  • circumference of head: 12 1/8 inches or 12.13 inches
  • circumference of shaft: 12 1/4 inches or 12.25 inches
  • circumference of base: 25 1/2 inches or 25.5 inches
  • diameter of head: 4 inches
  • diameter of shaft: 4 3/16 inches or 4.19 inches
  • diameter of base: 8 3/4 inches or 8.75 inches
  • total length: 15 1/4 inches or 15.25 inches
  • usable length: 12 inches