X-Cops Confidential Seven Inch

THE MOST ASS-KICKING CAUGHT ON TAPE SINCE RODNEY KING! The upper crust of lowlife ex law enforcement have circled back to beat you 7 inches from your life (also available on all streaming platforms) with X-COPS CONFIDENTIAL. This will be the FINAL RECORDING WITH THIS LINE-UP! That is unless Prisoner 8048675309 can successfully file his emergency appeal prior to his date with the needle.

     X-COPS CONFIDENTIAL is decorated with 3 new original law enforcement anthems! Featuring “SMARTASS (HANDS UP)” a pig-pounding party of ex-police paradise all about pummeling pathetic pricks into potato-peeling pamper-whiny paste.

     The X-Cops will be patrolling this fall with Gwar, Midnight, and Mac Sabbath. Also see them in international waters with the Headbanger's Boat featuring Lamb of God, Zakk Sabbath, Dillinger Escape Plan, In Flames, and many more!

     In 1995 the X-Cops searched your cavity! In 1996 they beat you down! In 2024 they lit your ass up! Now they're back in 2026 to teach all you infinitesimal mongrels the painful ART OF SHUTTING YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS!