Pucker up people! The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy!
GWAR recently seized control of the red-hot phallic forges deep in the Bad Dragon lair, where legendary sex-smiths work day and night to create the highest-quality fantasy-themed adult toys in the business. The result is a new monster dong for the denizens of planet Earth. Now, you too can wield the awesome power of the winged wiener of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu! The original Cuttlefish was slightly larger and every bit as appetizing as a burrito from the Mission District in San Francisco, but this model comes in a wide range of sizes from Small through Extra Large. No matter the size, every one of these gems is larger than life itself, much like GWAR!! The signature model even glows in the dark! We have a limited quantity of these abominations available now, and they’re dropping into our Inventory section like heads into a basket. Grab your very own Phallus in Wonderland right here!
But that’s not all, your Lords and Masters of GWAR have also unveiled the second series of their collaboration with Knuckleheadz of the GWAR Half Pints. This set consists of Pustulus Maximus, Balsac The Jaws of Death and Bonesnapper the cave troll. These are also available for pre-order with delivery by Xmas right here!